Animating Women

5 Responses to “Hi and Welcome”

1. yeasty coffin, on October 19th, 2007 at 5:47 pm Said: Edit Comment

   You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks — Robin Williams

2. dismal-dreaming tune, on October 20th, 2007 at 10:47 pm Said: Edit Comment

   When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me — Emo Philips

3. spongy pump, on October 22nd, 2007 at 3:15 am Said: Edit Comment

   A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: ‘Can I help, sir?’ ‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke ‘Just looking’ — Tommy Cooper

4. Arrogant movement, on October 22nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm Said: Edit Comment

   I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? — Paul Merton

5. elf-skinned oven, on October 23rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm Said: Edit Comment

   Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead — James Thurber

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